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Wednesday, 4 January 2012

Loud Bangs

"Tuft? What's that noise? Where are you?"
"Over here."
"What's that noise? What are you doing?"
"It's the pretty lights display. Look!"

"Aaaargh! It's terrifying!"
"Oooh, how pretty."

Poor Saffy, usually so adventurous, is terrified of fireworks.

Did you think of all the animals when you set off fireworks at new year?

It's a bit late, but anyway, happy 2012!

Friday, 23 December 2011

Christmas Greetings

"Hey, what's this?"
"It's your Christmas card."

"No need to be violent, Saffy."

"Wow! It's so pretty!"

"Thank you!"
"That's ok. Now where's mine?"
"...just a sec..."


"Um...what is that?"
"It was as snowman, but it melted, and I didn't have a carrot, so I gave it a grape."
"Right. Very...nice?"

"Is there a reason why you wrote it in blue crayon?"
"I though it would look more cheerful."
"And the hole?"
"It was going to be a star, but I pressed too hard."

Happy Christmas!

Sunday, 11 December 2011

Ducks like bread

"Tuft, I've decided something."
"This is a really great place to live."

Not a massive chapter, I must agree, but I was particularly amused by the amount of bread that arrived in the post this morning. Saffy and Tuft were delighted, of course.
The bread is now clogging up the freezer.

Sunday, 4 December 2011


"These shades are amazing, aren't they, Tuft!"
"I don't know...I can't see much. They're so dark."
"That's the point."

"Wait, now its really dark! What's going on!"


"Uhhh...what's going on?"

"Where's Saffy?"

"Oh dear."

"Wait a second..."

"Sorry. I was hungry."
"Take those glasses off."

"Oh well, I'm off to raid the cupboard."

Thursday, 1 December 2011

Electricity is dangerous

"Hey, Tuft, this thing has little numbers on it!"
"That's because it's an alarm clock, Saffy."

"Cool! ...what does it do?"
"I don't know, it just says it's an alarm clock on the side."

"Wow! A mini Sun!"

"This doesn't light up. How boring."

"Ah ha! Now this looks interesting. I wonder where it goes?"
"Saffy, remember what happens every time you decide to investiagte something?"
"Not every time."

"Now, Saffy, this looks a little unsafe, so I would suggest..."

"Where does this go?"
"Saffy! I don't think that's a good id-"


Remember everyone, electricity is dangerous.